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🚨 Wanted: Klaviyo Flow Surgeon + Copy Whisperer 🚨 Do you get excited by subject lines that actually get opened? Do you wake up in a cold sweat about broken splits, dodgy delays, or an abandoned cart email that reads like it was written by ChatGPT v1? We’re hunting for a Klaviyo strategist + copywriter hybrid who can: • Audit 30–40 flows (yep, we’ve been busy). • Tell us what’s working, what sucks, and what needs to be added to the mix. • Write punchy, conversion-obsessed edits that actually make customers click buy now, not unsubscribe. You’ll need: • 5+ years in ecommerce (bonus points if you’ve lived and breathed beauty/wellness — you know your essential oils from your magnesium spray). • Klaviyo black-belt level skills: segmentation, deliverability, smart sending, the whole nerdy shebang. • Copy chops sharper than a Sephora tester nail file. You’ll be doing things like: • Rewriting “hi [first_name]” into something people actually want to open. • Turning dead flows into cash-printing machines. • Helping us stop sounding like every other brand that just discovered emojis. Most of the flows sound good — your job is to come in and provide high-level edits and wireframe suggestions that will boost conversions tenfold. Budget for audit: $300 (opportunity for other work) Perks: You get to roast our existing flows without hurting our feelings. 👉 Apply if you’re the kind of legend who knows Klaviyo inside-out, writes like a dream, and wants to turn our inbox game from meh to magnetic. ⚠️ One more thing… Please send real samples of your past copywriting work in the beauty/wellness space. • No fake examples ripped from big brands — we can spot a recycled brand email a mile away. Integrity is everything here. • If you’ve got proven case studies of conversion improvements (open rates, revenue lift, reactivation wins, etc.), include those too. We care about results as much as clever subject lines.