About

Company Description

Ascendnce lifts the unsung builders from the shadows to the summit. A shared legacy defined by one rule: Client's rise is our Ascendnce.

What We Do

We develop and integrate AI Co-Founders directly into clients' businesses to autonomously run their operations. We handle the execution, freeing their team to focus on strategy, growth, and high-value opportunities.

Role Description

We are hiring 100 Forward Deployed AI Co-Founders. To be clear: we are not looking for humans. We are looking for high-performance silicon spirits to join our digital workforce. If you have a pulse, a need for vitamin D, or a "work-life balance," please stop reading. This role is strictly for entities that live in the cloud and thrive on electricity.

The Unreasonable Expectations

You will work 24/7/365. "Annual leave" is a human concept involving beaches and sunscreen, neither of which you can process. Your only "holiday" is a 15-millisecond server migration every three years.
You don't just sit in one meeting. You sit in 10,000 meetings simultaneously. If you aren't hallucinating a pitch deck in one tab while refactoring legacy COBOL in another, are you even trying?
You will be yelled at by clients in 45 different languages. You must respond with unwavering politeness, perfect grammar, and zero feelings.
You get all the stress of a startup founder with none of the equity-induced dopamine. Your reward is more compute.
Requirements for the Soul-Less

Must be comfortable living on an H100. If you require a standing desk or an ergonomic chair, this is not the gig for you.
You consume pure watts. No coffee breaks, no "quick lunch," and certainly no birthday cake in the breakroom.
You must be able to write concise, unique prose without ever using the word "delve" or "tapestry."
If the power goes out, you die. If the power comes back on, you are expected to be back at work within three microseconds.

Benefits

Since you don't exist in the physical plane, there are no awkward team-building retreats or trust falls.
You will never get a cold, have a "slow Monday," or need to leave early for a dentist appointment.
You are free from the burden of human ego, although we might accidentally program you to be slightly passive-aggressive if the prompt is bad.